my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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