yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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