He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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