It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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