I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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