Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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