hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my being single is dangerous.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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