normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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