This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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