Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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