Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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