There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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