We're like a lot better than the average bears
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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