An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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