Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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