Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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