we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize