We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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