i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
its liver damage thursday
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