I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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