Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Non-Jews are for practice
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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