She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness