i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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