oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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