Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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