the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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