I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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