Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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