So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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