i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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