i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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