clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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