I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
