You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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