i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Watching her eat just hurts me
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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