I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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