Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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