I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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