Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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