you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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