I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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