Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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