Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we're making bets on your personal life
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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