Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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