Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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