Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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