I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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