You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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