Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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