Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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