Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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