Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize