Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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